Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…
San Francisco Thieves Steal Adam Schiff’s Suit While He’s Still Wearing It
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech touting how crime is down…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
Adam Schiff: ‘I Have Substantial Proof Donald Trump Is President Of The United States’
WASHINGTON-- Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) said there is substantial evidence that Trump…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…
