RIP: Millions Of Americans Vote To Replace George Floyd Statue With Sculpture Of Kabosu Meme Dog
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Boeing Promises Their New Line Of Hindenburg Airships Are Just As Safe As Their Planes
U.S.-- Facing national backlash after yet another plane malfunctioned this week, longtime…
FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
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NPR Suspends Karl Marx For Not Being Far-Left Enough
WASHINGTON-- National Public Radio (NPR) has suspended its longtime editor Karl Marx…
Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent
U.S.-- For most of the country, today is the last day to…
US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden
U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep…
After Backwards Gun Scope Gaffe, US Navy Uploads New Updated Photo
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Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After raiding the home of music mogul Sean "P…
Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values
HAMPTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- After receiving major backlash around the country for allowing…
