Man Charged With Murder After Killing Video Game Girl
SARASOTA, RHODE ISLAND-- A 47 year old Sarasota man has been arrested…
New Investigation Says Christopher Columbus Was Actually A Time Traveler Trying To Get Back To The Future
SEAGULL ISLAND, FLORIDA-- Some startling new evidence has been recently unearthed just…
Gorilla Arrested For Indecent Exposure In Front Of A Minor (NSFW)
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA-- Busted! A 10 year old gorilla has been charged after…
Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape
HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…
Real Life Chucky? Man Murdered By His Blow Up Doll
SEESAW, CALIFORNIA-- A 29 year old man was recently murdered and police…
Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Independence Day Rapture? Thousands Of Beachgoers Suddenly Go Missing
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One of Florida's most popular beaches is now being dubbed…
Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A group of senior citizens has been terrorizing people…
Let It Grow: Ear Hair Making A Comeback
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- The most popular style this year is giving new meaning to…
In An Effort To Be Less Inclusive, Holiday Known As Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day Will Now Be Known As Just Father’s Day
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After decades of being too inclusive, Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Woman Leaves Husband Of 20 Years For A Baboon
MENSTRA, TEXAS — A woman recently left her husband and filed for…
