Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of…
Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's…
People Who Pretend For A Living Hold Fundraiser For Guy Pretending To Be President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Saudi Arabia After They End US Petrodollar Agreement By Telling Them ‘Don’t’
WASHINGTON-- After Saudi Arabia ended the 50-year petrodollar agreement with the United…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues…
After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend,…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential…
Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected
WEST POINT, NEW YORK-- While giving a speech at a West Point…
