Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In the attempt to win the prime minister's position and send his Liberal opponent packing, Conservative candidate Pierre Poilievre recently released a new, updated campaign slogan simply titled…
Biden And Harris Not Sure What To Do With Those 87,000 IRS Agents They Hired To Tax Worker’s Tips
WASHINGTON-- With Vice President Kamala Harris now saying she wants to end tax on tips after seeing the great response Donald Trump got when he mentioned it first, her and…
Biden Not Confident In Peaceful Transfer Of Power If Democrats Steal Election From Trump
WASHINGTON-- After his own Democrat party performed a coup on him to remove him from the presidential race, President Joe Biden told CBS news that he's not very confident of…
Kamala Says MAGA Was Always Her Idea By Not Taxing Tips, Building A Beautiful Wall, And Drill Baby Drill
WASHINGTON-- After Donald Trump said he plans on getting rid of tax on tips and social security, Vice President Kamala Harris saw that well-received policy plan and then said that…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in the UK this week after British police arrested a Jack Russell Terrier when the xenophobic dog barked menacingly…
UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in the UK, Prime Minister Keir Starmer introduced the world to a new look where he sported a large,…
Hiking Bears Narrowly Escape RFK Jr. Attack
BRONX, NEW YORK-- A group of bears hiking in a park in New York barely escaped with their lives after getting chased by a wild RFK Jr. this week. The…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard on UK protesters, a distraught Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was reportedly jealous of the British leader being…
Nancy Pelosi Shows Kamala Harris The Best Places To Hide Her Alcohol While Working
WASHINGTON-- In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave the current vice president some much needed advice and showed her all…
Democrats Currently In White House Say They Can’t Fix Current Problems They Caused Now, Only After You Vote Them Back In
WASHINGTON-- As the 2024 presidential race draws closer to Election Day, Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have unveiled their message to the American people that the only way they…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due to their fellow citizens being killed by immigrants, Prime Minister Keir Starmer defended the actions of the non-British…
Kamala Harris Selects Tim Walz As Her Running Mate After Being Impressed By His Twerking Skills
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has officially chosen Tim Walz as her running mate, telling reporters that she chose the far-left Minnesota governor because she was impressed with his twerking…
