Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn into office and no one has been more excited than outgoing President Joe Biden, who has already prepared…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United States, President-Elect Donald Trump has warned Santa Claus that unless he brings his manufacturing to America then there…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current Prime Minister Keir Starmer and have started a petition to replace the unpopular Labor Party leader with famous…
Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, having to watch the massive riots happening in Montreal, Canada knowing that he can't invoke the…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news media outlet MSNBC after an illegal alien named Jose Ibarra was found guilty of the brutal murder of…
Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night host Jimmy Kimmel began practicing his standard "Trump is going to prison any second now" monologues that he…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists in Brazil recently discovered a new species while doing research within the Amazon rainforest and have identified the…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members of Congress have reassured unsure American voters that they will do everything in their power to make sure…
Party That Believes Men Can Get Pregnant Claims RFK Jr. Is Anti-Science
U.S.-- Democrats have been in an uproar since President-Elect Donald Trump nominated former Independent candidate RFK Jr. to be the head of HHS, claiming that Kennedy is too anti-science because…
Almost 90-Year-Old Nancy Pelosi Emerges From Her Coffin To Win Reelection To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Almost 90-year-old former House Speaker and current ghoul Nancy Pelosi emerged from her coffin to win her reelection back to Congress after defeating her much younger Republican…
California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California election officials have reassured Americans that they should finally be done processing every ballot from the 2024 election…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a startling revelation on the ABC talk show this week, claiming that she was attacked by two healthy, muscular…
