AOC Recounts All The Times She Died At Trump’s New York Rally
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a somber moment on MSNBC's Morning Joe Monday when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recounted all of the times she had died during Republican candidate…
Drunk, Incoherent Woman Shows Up At Beyoncé Rally
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- There was a minor disturbance yesterday morning when a drunk, babbling woman showed up at a Beyoncé rally and then walked up onto the stage and began rambling…
Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago
U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat candidate Kamala Harris, with beloved McDonald's character Grimace accusing the vice president of groping him inside of the…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's visit to a Philly McDonald's, a visibly upset AOC posted on Twitter X that she "wasn't having it"…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined the Republican Party, South Carolina RINO Republican Senator Lindsey Graham went on MSNBC to tell the world that…
Kamala Credits Political Advisors Jack Daniel’s And Jim Beam For Help With All Her Campaign Speeches
U.S.-- As Election Day draws closer and Democrat voting machines decide who the next president will be, Democrat candidate Kamala Harris said during a recent town hall event that she…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious Pulitzer Prize after investigative journalists at the publication discovered that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump does not actually…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin after the embarrassed North Korean Supreme Leader realized that the Russian president figured…
Trump Snags Coveted ‘White Dudes For Harris Wives’ Boyfriends For Trump’ Group
U.S.-- As Donald Trump's popularity continues to increase, more and more groups have been coming out vocally in support of the former president, including the recent group "White Dudes For…
Tim Walz Endorses Trump After Watching Kamala’s Disastrous Fox News Interview
U.S.-- After watching Kamala Harris' horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz gave Republican candidate Donald Trump his complete and full endorsement, saying his Democrat partner's…
Support For Trump Surges After ‘The View’ Hosts Worry He Will Cancel Their Show If He’s Elected
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The latest polls have shown a dramatic increase in support for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump after the hosts on the morning talk show The…
Kamala Brings Out Real Black Man Jimmy Kimmel To Help Her Win The Black Vote
U.S.-- As the Democrat party continues to hemorrhage black voters, Vice President Kamala Harris decided to bring in the big guns in order to win over African Americans and called…
