Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on the loose after a pigeon flew over and then crapped on a pride mural painted on a public…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Saudi Arabia After They End US Petrodollar Agreement By Telling Them ‘Don’t’
WASHINGTON-- After Saudi Arabia ended the 50-year petrodollar agreement with the United States, an incensed President Joe Biden was asked what his response was to the major news and he…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues wrong who told her she can't walk and chew gum at the same time, Congresswoman AOC started chewing…
After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped low insulin prices that Donald Trump had already done in May of 2020, with the current president going…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of India, President Joe Biden quickly got on the White House phone and called the fictional Indian character Apu…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible, the new Star Wars series The Acolyte hired as many nonwhite, marginalized groups as possible, but has faced…
WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird flu had allegedly broken out, the WHO also confirmed that they had located the very first bird to…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards to his role in the COVID pandemic scam, Dr. Fauci quickly left the Congressional building and headed back…
Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke
U.S.-- On a newly released episode of the prank show Punk'd, host Ashton Kutcher came out and told everyone that Joe Biden's horrible presidency was just one big practical joke…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world and flamboyant Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has been spotted celebrating the monthlong event by wearing rainbow-face.…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump in his hush money case, former President Barack Hussein Obama and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton celebrated the…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend, former US ambassador Nikki Haley signed a few Israeli bombs headed for Gaza and also recounted the time…
