Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering off and heading west, Hurricane Milton was pronounced dead at the scene from multiple gunshot wounds when the…
Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding
WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass the Democrat party the more she makes public appearances and does interviews, former President Barack Obama was said…
Howard Stern And Kamala Harris Reminisce About All The Times They Pretended To Be Black
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a joyous day for both Howard Stern and Kamala Harris as the two sat down for a one-on-one interview and reminisced about all…
Equity Alert: FEMA Checks Racial Demographic Of Florida Hurricane Path First Before Dispersing Funds
U.S.-- As yet another major hurricane barrels toward the Florida coast, officials within the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) have been keeping a very close eye as to where Hurricane…
Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and coverup yet another gaffe by Kamala Harris after the Democrat presidential candidate wore knee pads to popular sex…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic churches across Canada from getting burned down, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told the thousands of Canadian churches that…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey Graham after initial weather reports stated that Hurricane Helene was going to hit both Israel and Ukraine, but…
Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money
U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene were getting a whopping $750 from FEMA, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky quickly hopped on a plane and headed…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance demolished his opponent Tim Walz during the vice-presidential debate, the Democrat vice presidential candidate later told news reporters…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has once again infiltrated the Democrat party's Eric Swalwell with yet another Chinese spy in an effort to gain…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of Hurricane Helene, President Joe Biden showed his compassion for the thousands of hurricane victims and their families by…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern Texas border after ignoring it for almost four years following the attempts by Republicans to trick her into…
