Gavin Newsom Sues Trump Over Tariffs On China After Getting Phone Call From His Boss
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Only moments after finishing a phone call with his boss Xi Jinping, California Governor Gavin Newsom gave a press conference to announce that he was suing the Trump…
Senile, Elderly Patient Escapes From Nursing Home And Pretends He’s President
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A heartbreaking moment took place Tuesday after a severely demented, elderly man escaped from a nursing home and then later crashed a speaking conference where he pretended that…
CNN Says Man’s Sexual Abuse Of Corpse Was Consensual
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- CNN has reported on the New York City man wanted for allegedly sexually abusing a corpse on the subway, with the world's most trusted news…
Zelensky Jealous As Leftists Now Virtue Signaling For China
KIEV, UKRAINE-- According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said to be extremely distraught watching thousands of leftists forget all about him to focus all of their attention…
Major Trade War Escalation After Trump Recognizes China As ‘West Taiwan’
WASHINGTON-- A major escalation in the trade war between the United States and China occurred this week after President Donald Trump upped the ante by publicly recognizing China as "West…
Global Panic After China Releases Video Of People Suddenly Dropping Dead From Tariffs
WUHAN, CHINA-- A worldwide panic has been growing rapidly after the government of China released a frightening video of Chinese citizens suddenly dropping dead in the streets, with CCP President…
Democrats Boycott Showering After Trump Ends Obama’s Shower Water Pressure Regulation
WASHINGTON-- In response to President Donald Trump signing an executive order to lift the limit on shower water pressure, angry Democrats vowed to show their disagreement with the president's decision…
UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani community, Pakistan has announced that they were awarding their prestigious "Person of the Year" award to UK Prime…
Trump Slaps 420% Tariff On Chinese Bribe Money Coming Into The U.S. For Congress Members
WASHINGTON-- The trade war between the United States and China have escalated exponentially after President Donald Trump responded to President Xi Jinping's latest reciprocal tariff announcement by placing a 420%…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is owned by the Chinese Communist Party, the acting Prime Minister stated he was proud to sell out the…
China Places Second Tariff On U.S. After First Tariff Breaks From One Use
BEIJING, CHINA-- It was a slightly embarrassing moment for the government of China after a cheaply made 34% tariff they placed on the United States had broken after only one…
Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after they arrested and then deported Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett to the maximum security CECOT prison in…
