Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau took to his social media account to brag to the world that he had…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling of the devastating California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom took to social media to warn everyone that the raging…
Worried Lindsey Graham Grills Pam Bondi On Whether She Plans On Investigating Why Americans Call Him ‘Ladybug’
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment Wednesday morning during the Senate confirmation hearings when a visibly nervous Senator Lindsey Graham grilled Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi on whether she plans…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California citizens that help is on the way, telling them that they will only have to wait six more…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters about the California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to hire Swedish climate change activist Greta Thunberg to follow…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week that shows him with a one hundred percent favorability among Delta Smelt fish, causing the proud governor to…
Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin Trudeau became the first person of color to resign as prime minister, leaving behind a legacy that will…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control due to incompetent Democrat leadership, Governor Gavin Newsom held an emergency meeting with his top Democrat officials to…
Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye
WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at the National Cathedral, sitting President Joe Biden gave his farewell address right before giving the casket of the…
New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the city's newly appointed lesbian female L.A. Fire Chief was seen nervously googling 'What to do after a massive…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of women and children in the UK getting raped by grooming gangs, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has taken an…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the win of Donald Trump and Elon Musk loosening regulations on Twitter X, Mark Zuckerberg has promised to bring…
