WASHINGTON– In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their carbon footprint, avowed socialist Bernie Sanders has taken his climate change message to the skies by getting into one of his private jets and having his pilot spell out the words “Reduce Climate Emissions” in a powerful statement.
As he rode inside of his expensive, air-polluting private jet, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders gave an interview on CNN criticizing Americans for not reducing their carbon emissions enough all the while his pilot finished writing the words out high up in the sky for everyone choking on fumes down below.
“Americans are not taking climate change serious enough,” said Sen. Bernie Sanders as he ate a steak and farted uncontrollably. “We also have a president, Mr. Trump, who says climate change is a hoax. If climate change was a hoax, would I be using one of my many carbon-producing private jets to spell out my message while eating beef and farting?”
Surprisingly the CNN host confronted Bernie, asking him if he felt it was hypocritical of him to do all the things that he demands no one else be allowed to do.
“You think I shouldn’t be able to pollute our environment?” Bernie asked angrily as his jet dumped garbage out into the sea below. “Don’t be ridiculous. I have no apologies for using a private jet, or using gas-guzzling vehicles, or polluting the earth, or not saying anything about some of the worst polluters in the world like China and India.”
Bernie also said that it’s not hypocritical of him to whine about the oligarchy while being a multimillionaire himself with multiple homes, private jets, and expensive vehicles.
