CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA– Police arrested a female contestant on last night’s episode of the gameshow Wheel of Fortune after the liberal woman refused to answer the final bonus puzzle and then proceeded to light the studio on fire.
The lively Wheel of Fortune audience began hooting and hollering happily after they saw that the clue to the contestant’s bonus round puzzle was “Donald Trump’s Famous Slogan,” which caused the visibly irate, pink-haired female to begin screaming and pounding her meaty fist against the podium.
Her ire grew even more once the puzzle phrase of “Ma_e America Great Again” was almost completely revealed.
“Okay, Bertha, if you guess the final phrase you’ll receive the grand prize of $100,000,” said Wheel of Fortune host Ryan Seacrest after every letter of the phrase was revealed except for one. “Now, the clue to your final puzzle is ‘Donald Trump’s Famous Slogan.’ That’s your president, Bertha, Donald J. Trump. There’s only one letter missing and there’s no way someone wouldn’t know this phrase.”
While members of the audience chanted “USA-USA” before host Ryan Seacrest joined in on the fun, the obese liberal contestant started screaming that everyone in the room was a fascist Nazi and that she’s not going to answer the question, not even for a million dollars. She then proceeded to peacefully light both the host and the entire studio on fire.
Due to the incident happening in Democrat-run California, no charges were filed against the liberal contestant and also Governor Gavin Newsom invited her to the governor’s mansion where he declared a national holiday in her name.
