KIEV, UKRAINE– After seeing the Minnesota woman who made almost a million dollars for saying the “N-word” on a viral video, Ukraine President Zelensky quickly took to social media to make the world an offer that if people send him donations he too promises to say the dreaded “N-Word.”
While thinking of ways to get people to send him more money, Volodymyr Zelensky came across the viral video of the Minnesota mom who began receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations on her GiveSendGo page from the incident that she had in a park with a Somali man and black child.
“Wait, so she only say one word and people send her money?” Zelensky asked in a surprised tone as he rubbed his grubby, little hands together. “I cannot believe this. America is great country. I wonder if people will pay me money if I also call one of those colored peoples a name that I do every day in private anyway?”
Zelensky created his GiveSendGo page and then took to social media to make the offer to say the “N-Word” in exchange for Americans sending him millions of dollars in donations. The Ukrainian president said he would be starting his donation goal off small by only asking for $600 billion USD.
In an effort to make as much of a profit as possible, Zelensky also made the offer to say disparaging words toward Hispanics, Asians, homosexuals, transgenders, Jews, and would also be taking requests.
