WASHINGTON– Democrats and mainstream media outlets have been lambasting President Donald Trump ever since he made the announcement that DOGE had discovered countless people hundreds of years old were receiving social security benefits, including someone 360-years-old.
But Trump was later vindicated after it was discovered that the 360-year-old social security beneficiary was actually California Representative Nancy Pelosi.
Even though Congressional records show Pelosi’s age as being born in 1940, experts at the Department of Government Efficiency uncovered that the former House Speaker was actually born in 1665 in France and had previously dated French King Louis XIV.
“I just received some interesting news from the geniuses at DOGE,” wrote Trump on his Truth Social account at 2AM. “Elon Musk has just reported that DOGE discovered that I was in fact proven correct that there is someone 360-years old receiving social security benefits, which also means this is not a case of fraud due to this person still being alive.
“I was told this almost 400-year-old recipient is none other than Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who I must say, looks pretty horrible for someone 360-years-old. Congratulations, Nancy.”
DOGE reported that some of the other over hundred year old people receiving social security benefits were also living Congressmembers, including 160-year Republican Senator Mitch McConnell and 185-year-old California Democrat Maxine Waters.
