WASHINGTON– After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked her attempt to stop Elon Musk’s DOGE from auditing her organization CFPB, proud squaw Elizabeth Warren nervously sent smoke signals up into the sky to warn her fellow Democrat politicians that President Trump’s team was going to be looking into all the finances of various entities.
Dressed in traditional American Indian clothing, Elizabeth Warren got a fire started and then used the rising smoke to communicate a message to Congress that DOGE was getting closer to uncovering the year’s of possible fraud and money laundering being perpetrated by sitting members of Congress.
“Me hope my White colleagues understand my Native people’s message,” said Warren as she transmitted the bad news. “Racist White eye Elon Musk try to stop proud squaw Elizabeth Warren from committing fraud and stealing American colonizer’s money. Me warn other Democrats to hide much evidence before the White man’s team led by Big Balls gets me sent to prison.”
Warren then got up and began howling and jumping around in some type of unorthodox rain dance, praying to the Great Spirit to send a corrupt, leftwing federal judge to block Elon Musk’s DOGE team from accessing all her questionable records.
With her mission to stop DOGE a failure, Warren left Washington, DC in shame and then walked a long, five minute Trail of Tears back to her multimillion dollar mansion.