ATLANTA, GEORGIA– Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he made against Mehdi Hasan, CNN issued a statement saying that the network does not tolerate any form of racism or bigotry whatsoever, except for when it’s being directed at Donald Trump, Trump supporters, Republicans, conservatives, Christians, White people, or heterosexuals.
After Hasan implied that Girdusky was a Nazi, Girdusky fired back with a comment about Hasan’s beeper going off, which led to CNN executives immediately firing Girdusky and then issuing a statement that the network takes pride in the fact that they are completely blatant hypocrites.
“There is zero room for racism or bigotry at CNN,” the news media outlet’s statement started out saying, which most Americans were able to agree upon. “But there is one hundred percent room for racism or bigotry at our network if those derogatory remarks are being used against Nazi Donald Trump, his white supremacist hillbilly supporters, racist Republicans and conservatives, bigoted white people, and transphobic heterosexuals.”
The network thanked the Hasan for calling out Girdusky for being a Nazi who probably has a white hood in his closet, and then rewarded the British-Indian host with his own program called Everyone I Don’t Like Is Hitler.
Due to extremely low ratings, Hasan’s new show was cancelled and replaced with one hour of Brian Stelter’s new program I’m Just Here To Give Mark Dice More Material.
