EL PASO, TEXAS– Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern Texas border after ignoring it for almost four years following the attempts by Republicans to trick her into going down there by placing cardboard cutouts of former Mayor Willie Brown along the unfinished wall.
Kamala Harris was ecstatic once she reached the Texas border and saw hundreds of lifelike Willie Brown standees all over the place, reminding her of all the good times she had right before her political career took off.
“Willie, I rushed down here as soon as I heard you were waiting for me,” said Kamala salaciously as hundreds of illegal aliens hopped over the border. “Remember all the fun we used to have, Willie? There’s only one position higher that I can move up to and I heard you can help me out with this presidential thing if I can, ahem, help you out.”
A few Republicans including Texas Senator Ted Cruz gave a press conference touting their ingenious strategy to get Vice President Harris to finally go down to the border, but were not certain how long they could keep the rouse up once Harris got finished servicing all of the Brown cutouts.
Republicans later noted that the Willie Brown cardboard cutout strategy was a success after illegal invaders began turning back once they heard the loud, shrill, annoying cackles of Harris echoing throughout Texas.
