MOSCOW, RUSSIA– Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major endorsement, this time from Russian President Vladimir Putin who said during an interview that he would rather see Comrade Kamala beat Donald Trump in the upcoming election.
Putin joined in on the latest “White Dudes For Harris” zoom call and told the other low energy white guys that he would love to see Kamala as the president of the United States and also praised her very infectious cackle.
“I totally agree with my fellow white dudes here that Kamala should be president,” said Putin through a translator, wearing his Harris for president hat. “Kamala would be the best thing that happened to Russia, I mean, the United States, and her being in charge will definitely make Russia great again, I mean, America great again.”
The Russian president went on to say that he has urged all of his world allies, such as China’s President Xi Jinping and North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, to also throw their support behind Harris because she will be the best thing to ever happen to them.
Confused leftists were said to be in a state of cognitive dissonance after seeing one of their greatest enemies Putin now supporting Kamala, asking each other whether it’s still possible to both support Harris but also still label Trump as Putin’s puppet.
