WASHINGTON– Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump’s ideas and policies, Vice President Kamala Harris said that her and the Democrat party have always had “Make America Great Again” policies because the Republican party and the Democrat party switched way back in 2015.
For years the Democrats have stated that the Republican party has always been the party of racism, the KKK, and the Civil War because the parties had actually switched back then, saying that the two political parties switched once again back in 2015 and the current Democrat party are the ones who campaigned on making America great again, building a wall along the southern border, and being tough on crime.
“Everyone knows the parties switched way back in 2015,” said Kamala Harris in a southern accent during a rally in Michigan. “Donald Trump’s current Republican party were once the Democrats and were the ones who supported open borders, illegal migration, defunding the police, abortion, and supporting high crime and murders.”
CNN and MSNBC fact-checkers were quick to point out that the two parties definitely switched in 2015, and said anyone who tries to debunk that fact is a racist, transphobic conspiracy theorist.
Kamala also reminded any potential black voters to make sure they vote for today’s Democrat party which was actually the same pro-America Republican party of only nine years ago.
“Get off the Republican plantation,” quipped Kamala in jive.