WASHINGTON– Vice President Kamala Harris has officially chosen Tim Walz as her running mate, telling reporters that she chose the far-left Minnesota governor because she was impressed with his twerking skills.
Kamala let everyone know that Tim Walz was the perfect vice presidential pick because he is even more far-left and dangerous to the country than she is, but was finally sold on him after seeing how well he shook his large behind as female rapper Megan Thee Stallion looked on and took notes.
“That’s it, he’s my guy,” said Harris while Walz danced and sang Pretty Fly (for a White Guy). “You must have the best qualifications to be my choice for vice president, so if you can’t dance then you don’t get a chance.”
The Harris campaign dismissed the mountain of accusations of how pathetic it was to not only have a rally with twerking women to try and attract voters, but to pick your running mate solely because he shook his booty.
Kamala said she was also considering choosing obese RINO Republican Chris Christie as her running mate after seeing the way he danced to win votes, did a horrible job as governor, and hates Donald Trump.
