NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast sent tremors across the area and into New York City after the tremendous amount of illegal aliens now residing there finally reached maximum capacity.
According to an expert seismologist, the sheer weight of so many extra people in the densely populated big cities finally caused a major shift in the earth which led to the sudden earthquake, with Mayor Eric Adams forced to place the illegal migrants inside 4-star hotels for their safety.
“I have been warning about this for a few years,” said seismologist Mike Seism in reference to the earthquake caused by the large influx of people pouring across the border. “I submitted my research on the dangers of mass migration to the White House back in 2022, but was ignored and told I was a racist xenophobe. I’m not trying to sound political, but this country cannot sustain another four years of President Biden letting in so many people.”
Seism’s research was not only ignored by the Biden administration, but NYC Mayor Adams also condemned the seismologist as a “fringe, racist bigot” for claiming that the almost 20 million and counting illegals in the country had anything to do with the recent earthquake, or the massive spike in crimes. Mayor Adams said he has another theory on why the earthquake had occurred.
“Accusing our illegal immigrant community of causing problems in New York City is truly disgusting,” said Adams moments before another ten thousand migrants arrived in the city. “I don’t need to be an expert to know that the reason for today’s earthquake was due to climate change, Trump, white supremacy, Trump, the unvaccinated, guns, Trump, Christians, and Trump.”
When asked by reporters if there was anything else to blame for the earthquake, Mayor Adams added, “Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Trump.”
