BOCA CHICA, TEXAS– In celebration of the successful launch of a rocket test flight into space, Twitter X owner Elon Musk announced that he will now be selling ad space on his next SpaceX rocket launch and has already garnered some big name companies, such as My Pillow, Preparation H, and his very own Tesla.
“Go f*** yourself and stop spending on X,” said Elon Musk during a recent interview where he told major, big name advertisers to leave his social media platform. “Oh, and by the way, I’ll now be selling ad space with my other successful company SpaceX on my next rocket launch into space. So anyone left who I didn’t tell you to go f*** yourself can now reserve space to advertise on my Starship rocket.”
One of Elon’s biggest competitors Facebook has allegedly also signed up to advertise on the next SpaceX rocket, with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg claiming that he only agreed with the decision because Facebook sucks and could use the attention.
After an interviewer pressed Elon even further about his reaction on advertisers maybe not wanting to advertise on SpaceX after being told to f*** off, Elon doubled-down and said, “Did I not make myself clear? Go f*** yourself.”
Due to a few more big brand name companies pulling their advertising on SpaceX, Elon was able to quickly fill the void by covering the entire rocket with Tesla advertisements.
