COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA– Donald Trump was declared the winner by a landslide at last night’s South Carolina primary as the majority of voters cast their vote for the former president, with even his Republican opponent Nikki Haley voting for him after realizing how terrible of a candidate she really is.
Haley was all smiles once she finished casting her vote for Trump and then congratulated the billionaire businessman on defeating his neocon, RINO opponent Nimarata Randhawa.
“It was an obvious choice,” said Haley when asked why she voted for her opponent and not herself. “I voted for President Trump because I’m such a terrible candidate that even I couldn’t push that button for Haley. And believe me, this is a big deal because I don’t even have a conscience.”
The former United States ambassador Haley said that even though she’s in the race to try and hinder Trump’s chance of getting the Republican nomination, she still voted for him anyway because she really is that bad.
“Yeah, I’m really just that bad,” joked Haley as she shrugged her shoulders and laughed. “I mean, come on. Would you vote for someone like me to actually be the president of the United States. Oh wait, some of you did. Wow, you guys must be even stupider than I thought. And Trump calls me the Bird-Brain.”
When reached for comment, Trump thanked Nikki for her support and said she’ll make a fine Democrat someday.
