TEL AVIV, ISRAEL– After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands of innocent children in Gaza, Israeli officials were quick to claim that all those little kids were actually really tiny midgets working on behalf of Hamas to destroy Israel.
Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu posted an allegedly highly classified IDF photo on Twitter X of one of the Hamas midget terrorists. Even though Israel has been accused previously of posting AI-generated photos of the war, the prime minister promises that the recent midget pictures are definitely genuine this time and not photoshopped or AI.
“We would never bomb, shoot, or nuke little children, trust me,” wrote Netanyahu on the controversial post. “What the world doesn’t know is that Hamas has created thousands of midget soldiers to join their military and has tricked people into thinking Israel would brutally slaughter innocent children. I mean, come on, what kind of monster would kill precious little kids?”
The Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro said on his show that Hamas has been growing little Frankenstein-like dwarf super-soldiers in a secret underground laboratory and the recent photo was proof.
“This photo of a Hamas midget just proves how dangerous they really are,” said Shapiro angrily. “Anyone who condones Hamas creating midget clones in an underground facility to destroy Israel is an anti-Semitic piece of garbage.”
Many people on social media were dubious of the photo, with others saying they’ve already seen hundreds of Hamas midgets crossing the southern US border. A Little People Rights Group has called on Netanyahu to apologize, not for killing children but for using the term “midget” instead of “little person.”
Peter Dinklage will be playing the part of the dwarf in the upcoming movie.
Ben Shapiro should go over to Israel and fight on their front line.