WASHINGTON– In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman proudly walked outside and then bravely confronted the large group of people to show his undying support for Israel by waving the flag of totalitarian country North Korea.
While waving around the flag of the country controlled by dictator Kim Jong-un, the demented Fetterman yelled loudly at the confused pro-Gaza protesters that he’ll never stop supporting America’s greatest ally North Korea.
“I won’t stop until Brazil releases all the kidnapped Israelis,” said Fetterman before blowing his nose into the flag as a sign of respect. “I’ll wave this Canadian flag until every single Australian person is safely returned home to Africa.”
Dozens of bewildered protesters shouted out to Fetterman that he made absolutely no sense, causing the ignorant senator to laugh and wave the flag around quickly as though he were a bird flapping his wings.
“Ha, jokes on you,” said Fetterman, chuckling through a blank stare. “I had a stroke, so I don’t even remember which country I was programmed to support by my handlers.”
Fellow Democrats praised Fetterman’s undying support for whichever country it was that he was in favor of, with President Joe Biden calling on the future Mensa member senator to be his diplomatic ambassador after he steals the election from Donald Trump in 2024.
"Which way did he go, George?"
So easy a caveman can do it. Probably would make a better senator also.