WASHINGTON– In order to better assist illegal aliens looking to cross into the United States illegally, the Biden administration has hired thousands of extra Border Patrol agents to help hold the immigrant’s hands or carry them on their shoulders while welcoming them into their new country.
Biden said he has also instructed all border agents to give the incoming migrants anything they need once they cross the border illegally, including the clothes they’re currently wearing, any money inside of their pockets, and even giving them their homes or letting them make love to their wives or husbands as a goodwill gesture to the downtrodden immigrants.
“I too was once an illegal immigrant crossing over the border of the United States,” said Biden, reminiscing about the time he left his home country of Mexico to make a new life in America. “My name was Jose Benitez and I had twelve brothers and sisters, all named Juan. I told my mamá that one day I would create the most extensive voter fraud organization in history and become President of the United States.”
Once news of Biden’s new open door border policy went public, the DOJ retroactively charged Donald Trump for trying to secure the border while he was president by having a wall built and telling border agents to stop illegal aliens from coming over.
