WASHINGTON– Mourning Democrat politicians held a solemn vigil Friday in memory of the late Affirmative Action whom they say was callously struck down by the Supreme Court this week, promising they plan on living every day as though Affirmative Action is still with them.
While dressed in their typical white hoods and robe prayer attire, Democrats said a prayer for their fallen comrade and declared that the Supreme Court’s decision to ban racism was in fact racist.
“Another Affirmative Action minority was struck down by the racist Supreme Court this week,” said AOC from behind her white hood as her fellow Democrats chanted the N-word in remembrance of affirmative action. “How can we fight racism without being racist ourselves? The court’s disastrous decision to kill Affirmative Action only solidifies our need to carry on the racist torch in its honor.”
Sources claimed that Joe Biden was said to be extremely distraught and took the death of Affirmative Action personally, saying that he feels as though his many years of saying and doing racist things while in public office were all for naught.
“This is a sad day for America and an even sadder day for all those colored folks out there,” said Biden as he crapped in his white KKK robe. “I was so happy this week after finding out that me and Barack are descendants of slave owners and then I get this horrible news that I can’t be racist anymore. Aw damn, if you don’t support me being racist then you ain’t black.”
After ending their candlelight vigil, Democrats further showed their support for Affirmative Action’s death by lighting an even bigger candle in the shape of a very large cross on the front of Justice Clarence Thomas’ front lawn.
