WASHINGTON– It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the United States after a recent credible poll revealed that the majority of Americans voted to keep him in office, with a large dump of millions of “no” votes coming in at 3 am to help him over the finish line.
“Should I step down as President of USA?” read the poll posted by Biden, trying to get a gauge on how many Americans want him as president. “I will abide by the results of this poll.”
The weeklong poll showed Biden trailing in the “no” votes for most of the week with the “yes” votes gaining momentum, leading most people to believe that the Commander-in-Chief would be stepping down and announcing his replacement soon after.
“It looks like the people have spoken, Jack,” wrote Biden on Twitter after millions of votes were counted at the last minute, all voting for him to stay inside of the White House. “I guarantee this poll was just as legitimate as the 2020 election, which I also won fair and square without any fraud whatsoever.”
After all the poll votes were burned to destroy any evidence, Biden completely contradicted himself saying, “We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive Twitter poll voter fraud organization in the history of American social media.”
Every major news media outlet including Fox News informed everyone that there was absolutely no fraud in the poll, saying Biden is the most popular president and social media influencer of all time and that anyone who questions the results is a “poll denier.”
