DERRY, NEW HAMPSHIRE– A young high school girl has surprisingly defeated every one of her other female opponents to win a state wrestling tournament, destroying one hundred other girls within ten minutes to take home the title of New Hampshire’s toughest female high school wrestler.
Sixteen year old Becky Monroe has not only earned her wrestling trophy, but has gone on to smash every female high school wrestling record across the entire country from the last seventy years.
Wrestling champ Becky is slightly larger than most girls her age, standing at six foot four inches tall and weighing in at 302 pounds of pure muscle and also sporting a very feminine beard and hairy testicles.
“I’m proud that a little girl like me was so easily able to defeat all the other girls,” said Becky in a baritone voice while scratching her balls. “And I had to also wrestle at a disadvantage, being that my scrotum is much larger and heavier than most girls my age.”
Becky proudly told everyone that her legitimate win proves to the world that girls can do everything that boys can do and also hopes that her success will motivate other real girls like her to join other female sporting events.
Critics claim that there’s something very unusual about Becky being that she doesn’t look like any other high school girl in the United States and have gone on to even accuse her of cheating. Becky says her naysayers are just jealous and that she should be commended for winning the state wrestling tournament in spite of her disability of having overly large testicles.
“Only real females can relate to the tribulations of having oversized balls,” said Becky with a frown. “Even though it wasn’t fair to me that all my other female opponents had an advantage over me I still beat every one of them fair and square.”
