WASHINGTON– In response to the recent possible Supreme Court ban on abortion, Senator Elizabeth Warren drafted up a bill to present to Congress that will allow husbands, boyfriends, and men in general to kick their pregnant women down flights of stairs in an effort to get rid of their unwanted babies.
While standing in front of the Supreme Court Building Thursday morning, Warren led a group of abortion rights activists in protest of banning a woman’s right to get rid of her unwanted baby taking up space inside of her womb.
“My proposed bill will allow men to kick pregnant women down steps as a way to bypass the upcoming Supreme Court decision,” said Warren as a few male volunteers kicked their pregnant girlfriends down the steps of the Supreme Court Building. “Every pregnant woman should have access to proven, humane abortion methods, such as falling downstairs or getting kicked in the stomach.”
A separate group of birthing activists were also protesting in front of the Supreme Court Building against Warren’s new bill that would only allow pregnant women to get pushed down stairs, saying that pregnant men should also be included in the Kick Pregnant Women Down The Stairs Bill.
Numerous Democrats say they plan on banding together to stop the Supreme Court’s upcoming Roe v. Wade ruling by making it legal for women to throw their newborn babies out of moving cars immediately after giving birth.
“It’s the only compassionate thing to do,” said Nancy Pelosi in reference to murdering babies after birth.
