WASHINGTON– In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine, Joe Biden said that he would only take an 8 percent cut of the profits from his son Hunter’s oil company, instead of the usual 10 percent for the Big Guy.
“I did a lot of soul searching this morning,” said Biden the Big Guy, “and I don’t usually like giving up my money, but for the people of Ukraine I’ll only take 8 percent of the shady business deal money that I get through Ukraine instead of my usual 10 percent cut.”
Hundreds of bots on Twitter praised President Biden’s kindness and selflessness by refusing the extra 2 percent of illegal money laundering cash that he takes in and said the Big Guy should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his part in showing support for the European country now deemed the greatest nation in existence.
President Zelensky of Ukraine thanked Biden for his generosity by posing for a few more staged photos of himself fighting space aliens and slaying dragons all in an effort to defeat Russia’s encroachment into the globalist’s shady business deals happening inside Ukraine.
According to inside sources, Biden’s supposedly caring deed actually wasn’t as kindhearted as some were lead to believe, with the president just rerouting the other 2 percent from the Big Guy to his new nomenclature the Little Guy.
