WASHINGTON– In a show of real seriousness this time, RINO Republican politicians are now promising to write threatening letters to the Democrats to let them know that they mean business this time.
After Democrats passed yet another bill to destroy America from within, Republicans immediately went on Twitter X and posted their sternest words yet, showing everyone that maybe, just maybe, they’re going to do something to stop them this time.
Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina went on Fox News and told everyone that he’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore.
“If the Democrats want to play hardball then us Republicans can get even harder,” said Graham as he pointed his finger to show just how mad he was. “That’s why me and a few of my fellow Republican senators decided to leave last night’s vote to stop Biden’s latest mandate so we could go home and write our letters letting Chuck Schumer and the Democrats know we mean business.”
After Graham and his fellow senators refused to vote to stop funding on Biden’s foreign aid, they all went home and did something much more effective by posting on social media about how seriously angry they were and they’ll get the Democrats next time.
Members of the Republican-controlled House also said that they were thinking about going after the Democrats for all of their crimes, but writing letters seemed so much scarier.
“Enough is enough, it’s time to stop those Democrat tyrants,” wrote Mitt Romney on Twitter X, followed by a few extra exclamation points for effect. “We promise if we win back the Senate we’ll definitely get them next time. I swear I’m telling the truth.”
The GOP put out a statement saying that the only way the Republican party can stop the Democrats is if conservative voters send in their donations to help them win back those seats. They said if everyone just sends all their money and waits a little longer then they promise to go after Biden and Hillary Clinton the next time and lock them up.
“Hillary will certainly get sent to Gitmo this time, or my name’s not Mike McDonald,” said Mitch McConnell before going to a nice restaurant and having dinner with the Democrats.
