WASHINGTON– Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this morning after President Joe Biden’s scandalous phone call with Ukraine’s President Zelensky went public, making this the second time Trump’s been impeached for a Ukrainian call.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi banged her gavel after finding Trump guilty of Biden’s recent phone call with Ukraine, chastising him for the illegal things Biden said and for the way Biden tried to hide the call in a show of guilt.
“We find former President Trump guilty on all counts of Biden’s phone call to Ukraine,” said Pelosi as she took a few sips of liquid courage. “If Trump is found guilty by the Senate then he will be quickly removed from the office he’s currently not residing in and then his former Vice-President Mike Pence will not take over.”
This is Trump’s sixtieth impeachment since taking office in 2016, receiving his last impeachment for the horrible way Biden pulled out of Afghanistan leading to the deaths of thirteen marines.
Biden weighed in on Trump’s impeachment, saying, “My phone call to Ukraine is a disgusting abuse of power by former President Trump. Trump deserves to be impeached for the way I used quid pro quo to put pressure on those world leaders.”
When reached for comment, Trump said the latest impeachment hoax is another political witch hunt and he’ll be discussing it in length at his upcoming rally and for everyone to be there because it will be wild.
