BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the Disease X virus was spreading like wildfire across the country, thousands of bored nurses put their dancing shoes back on in preparation for the latest surge of mostly empty hospital facilities.
The frontline heroes have plenty of room to practice their dance moves with all the empty space currently inside urgent care centers because of a lack of real patients, and the next scary viral surge will also give them plenty of time to post these daily funny TikTok videos
“Hospital staff cleared out the entire ICU wing to make room for our dance sessions,” said Nurse Betty off the record after telling CNN news reporters that her hospital is being overrun with unvaccinated patients. “It looks like I finally have something more fun to do now. I’m getting tired of injecting morgue bodies a hundred times a day with the COVID vaccine just for something to do.”
The nurse said that it’s not easy making all these TikTok videos, having to go hours without getting a break or flirting with doctors, saying, “We’re all very tired here, and really overworked. Oh, and in case there’s any cameras around, yes, COVID-19 is real and scary, so better hurry up and take your hundredth booster shot.”
A few physicians at the hospital say they also look forward to joining the dancing nurses being that they too are running out of things to do with the vaccines since so many people are still refusing them.
Hospitals across the country are so vacant due to a lack of patients that they were forced to fire thousands of unvaccinated healthcare workers as a way to cut costs and to also punish the disobedient employees who refused to inject their buttholes daily with the totally-absolutely safe, very highly effective, and super-extremely profitable vaccines.
