WASHINGTON– Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol Attack by holding a vigil in front of a recently unveiled memorial dedicated to all the hundreds of politicians who did not die during the catastrophic January 6 event.
The new memorial was erected in honor of the countless Democrats as well as Republicans who were brutally not slaughtered and not left for dead on the world’s most tragic day in history.
“We’d like to take a moment of silence for all our colleagues who did not die during the January 6 riot,” said Nancy Pelosi in tears as she knelt down in remembrance. “Today marks the one year anniversary of when we did not lose so many valuable members of Congress, as well as all the bottles of alcohol in my office liquor cabinet that were not stolen. Amen and Awomen.”
A sobbing AOC gave a brief speech detailing the horrific events that led to her still being alive and reiterated that Congress needs to pass stricter regulations to prevent such a terrible non-genocide from ever happening again.
“I still have nightmares thinking about all the politicians who didn’t die on that nonviolent day,” said AOC after sucking on some of Lebron James’ sour lemonheads. “Sadly, January 6 will always be remembered as the day when not one politician was massacred and when former President Donald Trump got away with not murdering anyone.”
Everything about them is fraudulent, even down to Pelosi’s botoxed face.