LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways to cover up their massive amount of empty shelves, and are now selling the popular “I Did That” Biden stickers as a way to bring in money lost from the nationwide food shortages.
Grocery stores came up with the ingenious idea after seeing thousands of President Joe Biden stickers being placed on bare shelves by frustrated customers who haven’t even been able to buy bread or milk in certain locations.
A representative from a big chain food retailer told news reporters that their business was just about to go under before they started stocking the “I Did That” Biden stickers on their approximately 90 percent vacant spaces.
“Our business has been booming ever since we flooded the market with our Biden merchandise,” said the representative while a random customer placed one of the stickers on his hungry, emaciated face. “Sales are up because there’s so much money that’s been pumped into the economy and also people don’t have anything to do since most of them lost their jobs due to our private sector vaccine mandates.”
Financial experts told Fox News that they predict the situation will probably get much worse, showing a video of numerous people taping the “I Did That” stickers to the homes they recently lost due to Biden’s prosperous America.
When confronted by reporters at the White House about the “I Did That” stickers filling once empty shelves, Biden smiled and said he delivered on his promise to fix the supply chain shortage now that stores around the country are no longer out of product.
“My butt’s been wiped.” –Biden
Joe, you did everything but what you should be doing.
My patience is running thinner than my hairline.
Most popular president of all time.
If the object of the game was to mess everything up as much as possible, then he did a great job.