NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Former conservative media outlet Fox News is pleased to announce its new corporate and brand name CNN 2.0, saying the new name is more applicable to their blatantly obvious leftwing programming.
The channel formally known as Fox News officially came out of the conservative closet this week after calling the election for Democratic candidate Joe Biden on November 2 before the voting process even took place.
CNN 2.0 host Brian Kilmeade says the name change was long overdue and that he finally doesn’t have to hide his Democrat beliefs or his hatred for President Donald Trump.
Kilmeade said good riddance to all his former Republican viewers and welcomed the hopefully new Democrat watchers on his new CNN 2.0 program I’ve Always Been A Democrat, Trump-Hating, Biased Anchor.
“Sorry, folks, we’ve been trying to warn you for the last couple years that we’re not a conservative outlet anymore,” Kilmeade said, wearing a Joe Biden shirt to celebrate his candidate’s alleged win. “You people don’t know how difficult it was having to come on here every night and pretend that I was a Republican. I can now finally stab Trump and his supporters in the front instead of the back.”
Due to Fox’s unsurprising new format, news competitor CNN put out an official statement on Twitter X saying that they will be reformatting their own network into a more conservative-based outlet to keep up with the façade that the mainstream media hates each other and isn’t all working on the same team.
