HELL– Tired of watching Donald Trump destroy existence, Satan decided to take a more proactive approach in an effort to save the universe from the calamity being caused by the ruthless president of the United States.
Satan, who some incorrectly call Lucifer, has kept a low profile until recently, saying that he decided to make his presence known on earth early because the effects of the Trump presidency has been making his own life a living hell.
In an exclusive interview on trustworthy CNN news program Reliable Sources, the Prince of Darkness told host Brian Stelter that he couldn’t sit by idly anymore as Trump continued to destroy the entire world before he makes his official comeback.
“Donald Trump is a very bad man,” Satan said honestly, his head steaming from all the stress. “He’s corrupting the entire world with his repugnant brand of politics, forcing me to return early before I was even ready.”
The popular Devil showed Stelter irrefutable proof that Trump is destroying the world, which included verifiable news articles from honest sources like Buzzfeed, Huffington Post, MSNBC, The New York Times, and CNN.
“So, Satan, in your honest opinion do you believe President Trump will ultimately destroy humankind?” Stelter asked in a shrill tone, maintaining a serious expression to appear as genuine as possible.
“Yes, he’s already doing it,” Satan said sternly, shaking his horned head. “He’s making everyone’s life a living hell. The Democrats are doing a hell of a job in their efforts to take down that catastrophic maniac. Thank God for them.”
