WASHINGTON– An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat party after damning evidence showed that Democrat politicians have alleged ties to the United States of America.
Russian intelligence agencies have allegedly recently digitally hacked into four different Democrat organizations, with every hack appearing to prove that the Democrats are involved in American affairs.
The Democrats were quick to deny the allegations of American collusion, saying that they have absolutely no connection to the U.S. and that any reports claiming they do are the stuff of conspiracy theory put forth by the radical, extremist, pro-American Republican president.
When asked about her involvement with the U.S., Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said the accusation is absurd and that her loyalties will always lie with foreign countries that hate America.
“I have zero investments in the United States,” Pelosi tweeted on Twitter after news broke that Russians had compromising photos of her saluting the American flag while wearing a Make America Great Again hat.
“I’ve spent my entire political career working against the United States and I find it appalling that someone would question my loyalty. I believe my career speaks for itself.”
Immediately after madman Trump viciously attacked Iran to kill military hero Qassem Soleimani, says Pelosi, she apologized to the downtrodden nation and offered the Iranian government free healthcare, food stamps, and other socialist programs whenever they visit her district in California.
Even though it’s true that Pelosi, Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), and others have publicly denounced any involvement with the United States, they still have yet to respond to the accusations that they are not only serving in public office, but are also living within the U.S. and are getting paid in U.S. dollars.
