DENVER, COLORADO– A local Denver woman who knows all there is to know claims that everything is common knowledge and that people should already know what she is talking about.
The woman, Becky Zimmerman, 36, is officially the smartest woman in the world and she takes every opportunity to tell this fact to everyone that she comes in contact with.
Co-workers say that Becky constantly uses the term ‘it’s common knowledge’ whenever speaking, going as far as saying the term after every statement that she makes or whenever someone says something to her.
“She knows everything,” said Mary Stewart, a woman who works in the same fast food restaurant as Becky. “I feel so stupid talking to her. Whenever I think I’ve said something really smart, Becky simply rolls her eyes and tells me that it’s already common knowledge.”
Local Fox News reporters interviewed Becky while she was working her job at McDonald’s. The brilliant woman even took the time to show news media personnel the proper way to work the cameras, angle the lighting, and even ask interview questions.
Becky says that she has trouble staying in long term relationships, and that she rarely ever makes it to a second date.
“It’s common knowledge that men are intimidated by an intelligent woman,” said Becky after correcting the news reporter on the proper way to hold his microphone. “I try not to highlight my intelligence as much as possible, because it’s common knowledge that men prefer feeling like they’re the superior one.”
“I simply grew tired of explaining things,” said Becky in regards to human interaction. “It’s common knowledge that knowledge is power, but sometimes I feel like it’s a curse.”
When asked by a customer at the fast food restaurant what the specials were, Becky rolled her eyes, huffed, and simply stated that “it’s common knowledge, next.”
