HOLLYWOOD– If you’re a fan of the Marvel Universe, then the arrival of the next Avengers movie The Averagers: All Hope’s Lost will be sure to please.
The Averagers, which stars U.S. politicians both past and present, is set to be the greatest Avengers movie yet. With most of the series’ biggest stars nearing the end of their contracts, producers came up with the ingenious idea to have political figures save the world from utter chaos because they have done such a fine job with saving the United States.
Near the end of the last movie we saw the Avengers getting sucked into a black hole that was created by Ultron. But just before they got sucked into the hole completely, Iron Man was able to send out a message using a space satellite to contact the White House.
Right before the credits rolled we saw a man inside the White House dressed in an expensive business suit donning a Batman mask. Fans were left surmising who this mystery man with the matted-down blonde hair could be, but we now know that this was none other than President Trump himself playing the part of Matman.
Rounding out the cast is former president Bill Clinton as Stuporman, Hillary Clinton as The Cache, former president Obama as Sliderman, and Senator John McCain as Iron Lung. This movie’s eerie villains will be played by North Korea’s Kim Jong Un and his canine companion Nappeun Gae.
The two minute trailer for The Averagers has plenty of action, excitement, handsome politicians dressed in tights, and a little bit of romance to tie it all in.
Will this latest installment of The Avengers be the greatest one yet or will people refuse to stand in line to watch a three hour movie the same way they refused to stand in line to vote these people into office? Only time will tell.
