BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA– Want to set yourself apart this Halloween and rack up more candy than everyone else? Then these new costume masks are guaranteed to not only turn heads, but get more views and likes on social media. Wear them trick or treating, to office parties, church, or wherever.
The top 6 awesome costume masks this Halloween for men and women are:
6. The Shit Head.
This mask comes scented and is guaranteed to attract a following. The makers of The Shit Head claim that the mask will last longer if not worn under direct sunlight. Put it on and watch people throw their treats at you.
5. The Horse’s Ass.
The Horse’s Ass was created by the same man who invented fireproof water. This mask is made with real horse hair and the inside is guaranteed to smell like its original owner. Wear it with pride this Halloween and don’t forget to stay away from stallions in heat.
4. The Cock Smoker.
This cute mask will definitely be a hit with the ladies. Besides, who wouldn’t find this mask adorable. Wear it to your next office party or when playing dress up during hay rides on the farm.
3. The Nut Sack.
The Nut Sack comes with real nuts that are sutured into the sack and are ready to eat once Halloween is over. So don’t be selfish, make sure you share your nuts with friends.
2. The Ass Clown.
You gotta love this one. The Ass Clown is a universal mask that can be worn not only for Halloween, but also for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and robbing banks. Feel safe because no one will ever believe that a jackass wearing a clown costume would actually rob a bank.
And the number one costume mask for this Halloween is:
1. The Camel Toe.
The Camel Toe is the number one selling costume mask this Halloween. Pre-orders for this mask were so high that the manufacturer had to go out and find real camel toes to be able to fill all the orders. The makers claim that The Camel Toe can also double as a pair of underwear. Not available in Saudi Arabia.
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