CNN Most Trusted News Network, According To New CNN Poll

ATLANTA, GEORGIA– In a brand-spanking new poll just released by America’s favorite mainstream news media outlet, CNN now tops all other news outlets in trust, favorability, and popularity.

According to the recent poll, 99% of viewers cite CNN as their most trusted news source while 100% of those 99% were given the answers to the poll.

The poll also asked viewers if they believed that Trust was their most CNN’ed news network, which caused the computer-generated viewers to overload the system.

Chip Favicon, a 23 hour old computer-generated man, says that whenever he wants the real facts he goes directly to CNN.

“Yes, the CNN is most reliable source for the human’s news,” Favicon said in a somewhat robotic voice. “Every day I power on my television and ogle the screen for most generous news reportings.”

Favicon went on to say that he believes that anyone who says that CNN is reporting fake news is a computer-generated Russian operative with a robotic voice.

“Only we humans are the true Americans,” Favicon added as his image blurred and his robotic voice stuttered, “because every day I ogle human’s screen for CNN power source on my generous television.”