WASHINGTON– U.S. officials have recently confirmed that they have new evidence that suggests the Russians are responsible for the sinking of the Titanic, stating that the Kremlin invented a time machine and traveled back to 1912 where they planted the icebergs that caused the large ship to sink in an effort to get Donald Trump elected over one hundred years later.
According to Washington, Russian president Vladimir Putin had scientists create a time machine to be able to travel back in time to cause catastrophic damage in an effort to sabotage the Americans as well as the upcoming 2024 US presidential election.
President Joe Biden gave a press conference Saturday to warn the American people that Russia was behind other tragic historic events as well, such as the Great Depression, the Lincoln assassination, the Civil War, and Christopher Columbus claiming Cuba for Spain in 1492.
Reliable news source CNN’s anonymous experts have confirmed that they have photos of Putin from as far back as the Crusades.
During an interview on CNN with host Jim Acosta, two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton told the show’s fifty viewers that the Russians should have to pay for their part in The War of 1812 that led to Donald Trump becoming president in 2016.
“Thanks to the Russians burning down the White House in 1814,” Clinton started to say as Jim Acosta rubbed her hairy cankles, “I lost the election to Trump, proving once again that the Russian government hacked into people’s brains and was involved in the presidential voting process. Everyone knows it was my turn to continue with Obama’s legacy of failures.”
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