April 25, 2016:
Dear Diary,
Today is the first day of April 25. I hope this new day brings me lots of girls. I like girls. They all tell me how much they dig my pics in mags. How dumb are these girls? They don’t even realize that those pics of me are airbrushed. I mean, c’mon, girls. I look so much finer in real life. I can’t wait till I unveil this new album. I have some scary-lookin black dudes on the cover, kinda looks scary and I think people are starting to take me more seriouslyer as an artist. I don’t know if I’ll ever be as up there as, like New Kids on the Block are up there, but this’s gonna be a fly first day of April 25.
P.S.- I don’t dig how small my weiner looks on the cover of that album standing next to those black guys, even after it was airbrushed in. Please help. 🙁
Love, Justin
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