NJ Governor Phil Murphy Celebrates Impressive Reelection Win Inside Graveyard To Thank His Voters
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After winning reelection in the race for New Jersey…
Obama Visits New Jersey To Teach Governor Phil Murphy How To Better Lie To Voters Before Election
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama spent some time in…
MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Major League Baseball has decided to relocate the 2021 All-Star…
Biden Holds President’s Day Rally In Graveyard To Thank All His Supporters
WASHINGTON-- History's most popular U.S. president Joe Biden held a President's Day…
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately
NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached…
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
RISING FAWN, GEORGIA-- The FBI issued an arrest warrant for a caveman…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after…
