‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates
WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Biden Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Causing The US To Lose World War 5 In Riveting Veteran’s Day Speech
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- President Joe Biden paid tribute to the nation's veterans…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…
FDA Authorizes Children Aged 5 To 11 Can Now Be Safely Fed To Hungry Alligators
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- The FDA has granted emergency use authorization for the…
Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- With the current outbreak of the deadly virus known…
NYC Mayor De Blasio Forced To Put Out Fires With Unused Vaccines After Firemen Quit In Mandate Protest
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio…
Alec Baldwin Consults Esteemed Legal Analyst OJ Simpson For Advice On Alleged Murder Allegations
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Easygoing Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin has been in hot…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to…
Top 3 Sexiest Adult Amateur COVID Virus Models Of The Month
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Every month the adult viral film industry picks their top…
Lizard Person Bill Gates Accidentally Squirts Venom Into Reporter’s Eyes During Intense Interview
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine candy man Bill…
