Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Sesame Street Executes White Male Muppet To Prove They’re Not Racist
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- After receiving major backlash for one of their Muppet…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…
New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home…
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…