Tag: Rated PG

Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Mitch McConnell If He Lets Trump Ban China From Buying US Farmland

BEIJING, CHINA-- After receiving the terrible news that President Donald Trump was…

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Germany’s Sesame Street Introduces New Muppet Character ‘Musaab The Terrorist’

GERMANY-- In the latest episode of Germany's version of Sesame Street called…

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Trudeau Interrupts USA-Canada Hockey Game To Lecture Players On Toxic Masculinity

MONTREAL, CANADA-- There were many wild moments at last night's hockey game…

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Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped

GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA-- Elon Musk's DOGE and President Donald Trump's cutting of…

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Media Submits Retraction After Discovering Corpse Found In Congress Was Just Mitch McConnell

WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body…

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FBI Not Happy After Being Told To Start Investigating Real Criminals Instead Of Political Opponents

WASHINGTON-- Agents at the FBI have been in an uproar after President…

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Hunter Biden Volunteers To Be Canada’s New Fentanyl Czar

OTTAWA, CANADA-- President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a…

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Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian…

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Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap

WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and…

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Street Justice: Angry Dogs Jump Pardoned Dr. Fauci After Hearing Trump Removed His Security Protection

WASHINGTON-- After learning that President Donald Trump had pulled the security detail…

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Justin Trudeau Fills In For Whoopi Goldberg On ‘The View’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- People who watch The View may have noticed…

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