Global Panic After China Releases Video Of People Suddenly Dropping Dead From Tariffs
WUHAN, CHINA-- A worldwide panic has been growing rapidly after the government…
UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…
Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after…
Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate…
Democrats Release Newly Unearthed Photo Of Hitler Driving A Tesla
WASHINGTON-- A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters…
Biden Practices For Upcoming Political Career By Getting Job At TSA
NEW CASTLE, DELAWARE-- Only days after announcing his intentions to possibly get…
European Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Europe Knife Attacks
BRUSSELS-- With the deadly knife attacks growing exponentially across Europe due to…
Avengers Mistakenly Add Thanos To Group Chat Discussing Retrieving The Infinity Stones
U.S.-- The Avengers have been embroiled in a massive scandal this week…
Exasperated Dwarves Invite Insufferable Snow White Paddleboarding With Obama
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- At their wits end and left with no other options,…
