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Amazon UK Announces New James Bond Will Remain A British Male

UNITED KINGDOM-- Amazon released a statement recently to announce some good news…

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Federal Judge Orders Trump To Return Released American Hostage Back To The Taliban

U.S.-- Uh-oh. A federal judge has ruled against President Donald Trump once…

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Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After initially being angry at China for executing four Canadian…

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Leftist Neuralink Recipient Places ‘I Got This Implant Before Elon Musk Went Crazy’ Sticker On Forehead

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In protest of her newfound hatred for Elon Musk,…

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Released JFK Files Reveal President Was Assassinated Because Street Was Too Sloped For Secret Service

WASHINGTON-- The long-awaited JFK Files have been released, finally revealing that John…

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St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Beaten, Robbed After Mistakenly Wandering Into Immigrant No-Go Zone Of Ireland

BALLYHAUNIS, IRELAND-- Authorities have reported that the famous Leprechaun was beaten and…

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Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada's newly unelected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney sent…

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U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers

U.S.-- President Donald Trump's war on fentanyl just took a bold step…

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Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…

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New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…

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Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products

CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing,…

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Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address

WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood,…

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