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Federal Judge Orders Trump To Return Released American Hostage Back To The Taliban
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Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized
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Released JFK Files Reveal President Was Assassinated Because Street Was Too Sloped For Secret Service
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St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Beaten, Robbed After Mistakenly Wandering Into Immigrant No-Go Zone Of Ireland
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Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs
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U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers
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Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…
New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…
Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products
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Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address
WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood,…
