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Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
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Ben Stiller Goes ‘Full Retard’ And Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Never Go Full Retard’
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Robert De Niro Makes Birthday Wish Hoping His Last 8 Years Of Wishes Of Trump Going To Prison Finally Comes True
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Today is Hollywood legend Robert De Niro's 81st…
Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
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Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
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Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
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In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
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Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke
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Robert De Niro Has Staredown With Trump Outside New York Courthouse
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After leaving the New York courthouse on…
Trump Makes History As First President To Attend And Win NASCAR Coca Cola 600
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Rishi Sunak Promises He’s Not Lying, Despite Nose Growing On Camera
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