Tag: Politics

Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish

CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…

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Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…

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Ben Stiller Goes ‘Full Retard’ And Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Never Go Full Retard’

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A recent video of Hollywood actor Ben Stiller has…

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Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…

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Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…

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In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave…

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Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke

U.S.-- On a newly released episode of the prank show Punk'd, host…

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Robert De Niro Has Staredown With Trump Outside New York Courthouse

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After leaving the New York courthouse on…

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Trump Makes History As First President To Attend And Win NASCAR Coca Cola 600

CONCORD, NORTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump has made history once again after winning…

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Rishi Sunak Promises He’s Not Lying, Despite Nose Growing On Camera

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-- After facing yet more criticism for being accused of…

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